Recommendations for The Holidays

So, its that fun time of the year when you buy gifts for people.....even when you don't like them. You might be wondering what movie can I get that will might for a great gift.
Well....P and J has devised a list of the best movies to get for the holidays

P and J's LIST FOR 2008

• The Dark Knight -Recommend Blu-Ray all the way!!!
• Death Race - Action Packed, The Fast and the Furious gone DEADLY
  
• Wall-E - A childish movie, but hey....who doesn't like a Disney flick
  
• Kung-Fu Panda -Funny and Jack Black
  
• Wanted - Angelina Jolie playing an assassin
  
• Speed Racer - A great movie that captures the old-time cartoon series
• The Love Guru - not the best Mike Myers film, but you can still get some laughs from it
• Pineapple Express - what stoners have been waiting for

check back when we tell you what movies NOT TO SEE!!!!! AND BUY!!!

Speed Racer was the SH****!!!!!

So, finally, I finally got my hands on "Speed Racer"......yea I know what you're thinking, I'm mad late. but I would like to tell you it was GREAT!!!
The Wachowski brothers who are known for the famous "Matrix trilogy" have done it again. Only they could have made such a well-round film that is intriguing and faithful to the series. Basically, this movie killed "Transformers". I say that because Michael Bay who was the director is known to make movies with little plot and mainly explosions.....explosions....EXPLOSIONS!!!!
"Speed Racer" was excellent even as a kid movie to deliver a great performance.
For example, even when you think its about to end, there is STILL MORE!!!, nothing is cut short and is long enough to get the message. I advise for you to see "Speed Racer" because my friends, it is WORTH YOUR HAMILTON!!!

Quinton Tarantino: Stop Making Movies!!!!

Hey, It's P and J, we're been really busy this last month so we couldn't do any reviews but we got you covered in the future.
So anyway, I went to "Blockbuster" and was walking around.......walking around.....then I finally come across this movie called "Hell Ride". I look at it and think........hey "this movie is produced by Quinton Tarantino", can't be that bad.
After watching this movie, I should have went back in time to stop myself from checking out this movie. "Hell Ride" is a movie that has no purpose and a stupid plot. Quinton Tarantino thinks if it has guns, action, tough guys saying stupid sayings, and nudity......ITS A MOVIE!!!!.......wrong.
"Hell Ride fails to please any audience because it gives no plot just violence and gore. I actually thought this was going to be a good movie because in the back of my mind, I was thinking about "Dusk before Dawn" which was an awesome vampire movie Tarantino made. I kinda liked the Kill Bill series but his latest film "Planet Terror" was Stupid is what Stupid gets - Forrest Gump
PLEASE MR. TARANTINO, if you make a film, have someone like Clint Eastwood supervise you.lol

Role Models: Finally Paul Rudd has Something to Prove

hey, how's everyone doing, Well, as you can tell, Prestigous & Jason(P&J) went to see Role Models and it was FUNNNNNYYYY!!!!!
This movie definitely delivered in outstanding comedy played by Seann William Scott and Paul Rudd. I mean, Paul Rudd for his past movies has always played a secondary character who's jokes were improvised upon the reaction of the primary character. Finally, we got Paul Rudd to star in a lead and we'll proud of him.
"Role Models" includes some of the funnest scences we seen in a long time. It has a great sense of mixing impro with actoring. This method has been used in recent films like "40 year old Virgin" and "Knocked up" and is becoming exceedly popular. Actors such as Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen are masters at perfecting this craft.
People might see "Role Models" as a knock off but take our word.
P & J don't like to spoil movies, go on wikipedia,com for that.
But we are proud to say, "Role Models" is WORTH YOUR HAMILTON!!!!!

Letter to the Readers

Hey, it's P & J from besteverreviews.blogspot,
We been writing reviews for well over a month now and have some awesome material to share with people but it seems like we're only reviewing movies we're interested in. SO we would like the readers to give us feedback in the comments section telling us your thoughts and what upcoming movies you want P & J to see to make sure your money (in this timely economic struggle we got going on) is used wisely.

Sincerely P & J

P & J Review ZAck and MiRi: Part Two

Continuing Zack And Miri review first I would like to say.

This movie is sure to get you laid after you watch this with your loved one, second this movie is hilarious.

Though I'm not really sure if it would be as funny without Seth Rogen.

This movie takes place in a small town with 2 best friends since grade school.

You would think a guy and girl living with each other for a long period of time the would have sex.........WRONG!

I know Miri is way out of Zacks league but this is the movies......... anything can happen.

Zack and Miri are flat broke losing every necessity a person needs to live in this world before doing the impossible ............ making a PORNO.

Before actually making a "PORNO" they go through some hilarious events such as their 10 year high school reunion which is CLASSIC,other events are the casting and filming leading up to the final "PORNO" scene.

We don't want to include any spoilers but with the all star comedy cast being the car and Kevin Smith being the driver you are sure to be comfortable in the passenger seat.

This is a must see for Seth Rogen fans.

P&J are proud to announce Zack and make a Porno is "WORTH your HAMILTON"

P and J Review Zack and MIri : Part One

P and J are proud to review one of the funniest movies of the year. We're talking about "ZAck and MiRi MaKe A PorNO".
Finally, we have a film worth laughing at during the holiday season. Although this movie isn't "Knocked Up", it does come pretty close. Bascially, Seth Rogen is the Man!!!!!
Besides Seth Rogen, you have the unconventional Kevin Smith who just doesn't give a shit about what a movie is not suppose to have. ZAck and MiRi presents an all-star cast of laughter containing familar actors you all love and know. Since this movie was announced, it has received harsh criticism over its title to include the word "PORNO" Because of that, the advertising for this movie was very limited to internet and ........INTERNET!!!!! The policital incorrect society we live in today couldn't possibly have the word "PORNO"on its bus stops,billboards, and newspapers because overprotected parents bitched on the effect it would have their children. P and J say BULLSHIIITTTT!!!!!! After seeing "ZAck and MiRi, I'm actually less likely to make a Porno, so for those conservatives out there..........TAKE THAT!!!!
If there's one thing we can agree on is that this movie IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. It is highly explicit........ so Virgins Beware. I defintiely advise you couples out there to go see it........you'll be glad you did.
As I'm only giving an appetizer of ZAck and Miri, you probably wondering "Was this Worth My Hamilton" FIND OUT WHEN WE GIVE YOU THE COMPLETE REVIEW in PART TWO.......Coming soon to a blog near you.

Ferrell and Reilly Make Great Movies Together

After "Walk Hard" and "Semi-Pro" it was clear to see that Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are nothing without each other.

Talladega Nights was a classic and Step Brothers is just as good if not better.

This movie has enough laughs to make you want to watch the movie over and over again.

From the beggining to the end this movie is great.

Some great scenes come courtesy of the co-stars also.

There is just so much to say about this movie but it is hard to put it in words.

What seems to be a disaster of a movie idea is the exact opposite.

There are just so many things that come from this movie that anyone can relate to except the fact that your not 40 living with your parents.......MAYBE.

I highly recommend this movie to everyone.

I know I didn't say much but when you see it you will understand.

This movie is BUY quality get it any way you can trust me.

Saw V: A disappointment

Hey, We're baack!!! P and J apologize for the past week, our lives been busy but we will definitely find the time to make sure you see what WORTH YOUR HAMILTON!!!
So as you may already know, another movie sequel of the acclaimed franchise SAW came out recently and P and J had a chance to go see it........we came to an conclusion........ A DISAPPOINTMENT.
While audience is expecting the cleverness and action that this movie entails, SAW V didn't meet those expectations. This could be due Darren Lynn Bousman who had directed the previous SAWs wasn't on board to do SAW V,therefore the audience got stuck with the shitty version by David Hackl.
This movie lacked what the other SAWs succeeded in. Its too bad Tobin Bell died as Jigsaw because now we only get to see him in his videos and flashbacks. The probability that a SAW VI is likely but I hope they don't abuse the franchise again like they did in SAW V because then we will see a damn Child Play's series. I advise not to see SAW V because your not missing anything, SAVE YOUR HAMILTON on this one.
P.S. Finally our hopes have been answered, the Wayans brothers have signed on to be in Scary Movie 5, although the director will still be the same, we can definitely expect to laugh when this hits theaters unlike the past films.

"W": What else to say.....

Hey, whats going on?, well I started the weekend off by going to see the "W" based who everyone hates and loves(especially hates). Director Oliver Stone, who also did "Nixon", took on the project to chronicle the president's life.

When I was in the theater, I had noticed that I had to be the youngest person that was in the audience. Everyone was elderly,but it seems thats the only people this movie attracts.

The movie consists of centering on the president's "drunken" and presidential days.
While the movie doesn't portray all W's screw-ups and flaws, you can still get the message!!!!

Who knew the president was so crazy back in the day!! If your a fan of history, I recommend to see it but to say that it's WORTH YOUR HAMILTON..........I'm not so sure. But on a positive note, I think Thandia Newton actually made Condoleezza Rice look a little(tiny) bit more attractive than she's known for. Have a good time watching the rise of the person who received the lowest approval rating in U.S. history.

Rec Smacks Quarantine

Now everyone who has seen Quarantine and has the nerve to not see [Rec] you deserve 2 big middle fingers UP.

[Rec] is quite possibly the best thing to come out of Spain since Penélope Cruz and thats Hot.

[Rec] is one of the craziest movies I have EVER seen.

I was dissapointed when Quarantine made itself seem as original meanwhile it's just a remake like the rest of America's horror movies nowadays.

I won't get into what this movie is about because by now you have seen the trailer to Quarantine but if you think that's good think again.

From what I've seen the acting of Quarantine SUCKS probably due to the SUCKY actors.If you want to see a movie that will keep you at the edge of your seat the whole time look no further [Rec] is full of pop-ups and quality acting to keep you entertained .

Since this was made in Spain there are subtitles but don't let that discourage you I feel it's better because it keeps your eyes glued to the screen.

This movie is definitley worth buying if you haven't seen Quarantine watch [Rec] first and then think about giving away your precious Hamilton.

P.S to our only follower my favorite rapper is none other than..........................Lupe Fiasco.

Nick And Norah's S***** Playlist Gets 2 Big Middle Fingers UP

After Superbad and Juno I figured Michael Cera could never dissapoint me.........WRONG! Now I relize why people don't like watching trailers because every funny part of this movie I had already seen in the trailer.While in the theatre I was amazed that people were laughing at scenes that were already shown in the trailer.All I was thinking was what are these dumbasses laughing at.I literally knew when the movie would end due to the fact that I had remembered the trailer and relized that certain scenes didn't come up yet.Other than that I don't think anyone can relate to what goes on in this movie.For example Nick (Michael Cera) makes Norah (Kat Dennings) orgasm in the same amount of time it took him to unzip her pants.I definitely don't recommend this movie to anyone other than Nick and Norah.

Is there Something Wrong with protraying the Same character?

Over the weekend, while at my local video store, I came across a movie that looked mad familiar. It was THE BANK JOB starring Jason Statham. Now we all seen a previous movie of his called the Italian Job with Mark Walhberg, and I asked myself, what the difference? With using the same type of character, you might want to skip this while going through the shelves........WRONG!!!!! This is actually a good movie. We finally get to hear Statham not trying so hard to speak American. You actually get to hear him talk as a naive British man. I was surprised to find another movie involving bank heists with Statham could be good for a second time. P and J gives it "RentalQuality" But I definitely prefer you see it, and hope the upcoming sequel the Brazilian Job is just as intriguing.

MIRACLE AT ST. ANNA GETS THE MIDDLE FINGER.
When you hear the name Spike Lee, you think a great director.......WRONG.After watching this horrible 2 hour and 40 minute waste of film you kind of realize WTF.I came in thinking this is Lee's "Saving Private Ryan" but in reality you can't even mention those in the same sentence.There have been two movies that I have ever fallen asleep to while in the theaters first was the "I just want to see if Halle Berry gets sexy again film" Catwoman.Second was none other than Miracle At St.Anna.To be honest, the only miracle about Miracle At St.Anna is it was in the theater.This movie is like a showtime original not worthy of HBO sadly.The movie could have been so much more if it were cut down to thirty minutes but for a sick joke they added another 2 hours.I strongly advise you to stay away .This is the type of movie you avoid even if its on a local channel. P&J give this movie 2 very big middle fingers up.

INTRO-TO THE BEST MOVIE REVIEWERS....EVER!!

Hello bloggers, coming fresh outta the internet, comes two men to help you decide what movies one should pick. Jason Cruise and Prestigous Preston since birth have been watching movies and telling the truth about them, basically.......if a movie sucks, you will know. Ebert and Roeper are TOO old and lazy to give a good review, so we always hear the SAME old two thumbs up!!!!In addition, we will tell you what movie TO SEE. P and J are constant movie watchers, so we'll keep you frequently updated on the latest and GREATEST movies out there. We might throw in sum additional stuff like new technology and what we think of it. We hope you read, because we got lots to say!!!. We'll make sure you dont waste your valuable Hamiltons on sucky movies.
-P and J