Thursday, November 19, 2009

P & J Are Back for Another Round

Hey everyone, guess what???

After a year-hiatus, P&J are back and ready to give you the movie reviews you always wanted. In addition, we have hired our Japanese Intern, Yoshimi to join P&J for our quest to tell you WHATS WORTH YOUR HAMILTON!!

I hope you guys enjoy as we shit on the worst movies and give praise to the elite. Here at P&J's, we pride ourselves on movie watching, and will sacrifice our time to make sure to don't have to.


Monday, December 15, 2008

Recommendations for The Holidays

So, its that fun time of the year when you buy gifts for people.....even when you don't like them. You might be wondering what movie can I get that will might for a great gift.
Well....P and J has devised a list of the best movies to get for the holidays

P and J's LIST FOR 2008
  • The Dark Knight -Recommend Blu-Ray all the way!!!
  • Death Race - Action Packed, The Fast and the Furious gone DEADLY
  • Wall-E - A childish movie, but hey....who doesn't like a Disney flick
  • Kung-Fu Panda -Funny and Jack Black
  • Wanted - Angelina Jolie playing an assassin
  • Speed Racer - A great movie that captures the old-time cartoon series
  • The Love Guru - not the best Mike Myers film, but you can still get some laughs from it
  • Pineapple Express - what stoners have been waiting for
check back when we tell you what movies NOT TO SEE!!!!! AND BUY!!!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Speed Racer was the SH****!!!!!

So, finally, I finally got my hands on "Speed Racer"......yea I know what you're thinking, I'm mad late. but I would like to tell you it was GREAT!!!
The Wachowski brothers who are known for the famous "Matrix trilogy" have done it again. Only they could have made such a well-round film that is intriguing and faithful to the series. Basically, this movie killed "Transformers". I say that because Michael Bay who was the director is known to make movies with little plot and mainly explosions.....explosions....EXPLOSIONS!!!!
"Speed Racer" was excellent even as a kid movie to deliver a great performance.
For example, even when you think its about to end, there is STILL MORE!!!, nothing is cut short and is long enough to get the message. I advise for you to see "Speed Racer" because my friends, it is WORTH YOUR HAMILTON!!!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Quinton Tarantino: Stop Making Movies!!!!

Hey, It's P and J, we're been really busy this last month so we couldn't do any reviews but we got you covered in the future.
So anyway, I went to "Blockbuster" and was walking around.......walking around.....then I finally come across this movie called "Hell Ride". I look at it and think........hey "this movie is produced by Quinton Tarantino", can't be that bad.
After watching this movie, I should have went back in time to stop myself from checking out this movie. "Hell Ride" is a movie that has no purpose and a stupid plot. Quinton Tarantino thinks if it has guns, action, tough guys saying stupid sayings, and nudity......ITS A MOVIE!!!!.......wrong.
"Hell Ride fails to please any audience because it gives no plot just violence and gore. I actually thought this was going to be a good movie because in the back of my mind, I was thinking about "Dusk before Dawn" which was an awesome vampire movie Tarantino made. I kinda liked the Kill Bill series but his latest film "Planet Terror" was Stupid is what Stupid gets - Forrest Gump
PLEASE MR. TARANTINO, if you make a film, have someone like Clint Eastwood supervise

Monday, November 17, 2008

Role Models: Finally Paul Rudd has Something to Prove

hey, how's everyone doing, Well, as you can tell, Prestigous & Jason(P&J) went to see Role Models and it was FUNNNNNYYYY!!!!!
This movie definitely delivered in outstanding comedy played by Seann William Scott and Paul Rudd. I mean, Paul Rudd for his past movies has always played a secondary character who's jokes were improvised upon the reaction of the primary character. Finally, we got Paul Rudd to star in a lead and we'll proud of him.
"Role Models" includes some of the funnest scences we seen in a long time. It has a great sense of mixing impro with actoring. This method has been used in recent films like "40 year old Virgin" and "Knocked up" and is becoming exceedly popular. Actors such as Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen are masters at perfecting this craft.
People might see "Role Models" as a knock off but take our word.
P & J don't like to spoil movies, go on wikipedia,com for that.
But we are proud to say, "Role Models" is WORTH YOUR HAMILTON!!!!!

Monday, November 3, 2008

Letter to the Readers

Hey, it's P & J from besteverreviews.blogspot,
We been writing reviews for well over a month now and have some awesome material to share with people but it seems like we're only reviewing movies we're interested in. SO we would like the readers to give us feedback in the comments section telling us your thoughts and what upcoming movies you want P & J to see to make sure your money (in this timely economic struggle we got going on) is used wisely.

Sincerely P & J

Sunday, November 2, 2008

P & J Review ZAck and MiRi: Part Two

Continuing Zack And Miri review first I would like to say.

This movie is sure to get you laid after you watch this with your loved one, second this movie is hilarious.

Though I'm not really sure if it would be as funny without Seth Rogen.

This movie takes place in a small town with 2 best friends since grade school.

You would think a guy and girl living with each other for a long period of time the would have sex.........WRONG!

I know Miri is way out of Zacks league but this is the movies......... anything can happen.

Zack and Miri are flat broke losing every necessity a person needs to live in this world before doing the impossible ............ making a PORNO.

Before actually making a "PORNO" they go through some hilarious events such as their 10 year high school reunion which is CLASSIC,other events are the casting and filming leading up to the final "PORNO" scene.

We don't want to include any spoilers but with the all star comedy cast being the car and Kevin Smith being the driver you are sure to be comfortable in the passenger seat.

This is a must see for Seth Rogen fans.

P&J are proud to announce Zack and make a Porno is "WORTH your HAMILTON"