Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Ferrell and Reilly Make Great Movies Together


After "Walk Hard" and "Semi-Pro" it was clear to see that Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are nothing without each other.
Talladega Nights was a classic and Step Brothers is just as good if not better.
This movie has enough laughs to make you want to watch the movie over and over again.
From the beggining to the end this movie is great.
Some great scenes come courtesy of the co-stars also.
There is just so much to say about this movie but it is hard to put it in words.
What seems to be a disaster of a movie idea is the exact opposite.
There are just so many things that come from this movie that anyone can relate to except the fact that your not 40 living with your parents.......MAYBE.
I highly recommend this movie to everyone.
I know I didn't say much but when you see it you will understand.
This movie is BUY quality get it any way you can trust me.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Saw V: A disappointment

Hey, We're baack!!! P and J apologize for the past week, our lives been busy but we will definitely find the time to make sure you see what WORTH YOUR HAMILTON!!!
So as you may already know, another movie sequel of the acclaimed franchise SAW came out recently and P and J had a chance to go see it........we came to an conclusion........ A DISAPPOINTMENT.
While audience is expecting the cleverness and action that this movie entails, SAW V didn't meet those expectations. This could be due Darren Lynn Bousman who had directed the previous SAWs wasn't on board to do SAW V,therefore the audience got stuck with the shitty version by David Hackl.
This movie lacked what the other SAWs succeeded in. Its too bad Tobin Bell died as Jigsaw because now we only get to see him in his videos and flashbacks. The probability that a SAW VI is likely but I hope they don't abuse the franchise again like they did in SAW V because then we will see a damn Child Play's series. I advise not to see SAW V because your not missing anything, SAVE YOUR HAMILTON on this one.
P.S. Finally our hopes have been answered, the Wayans brothers have signed on to be in Scary Movie 5, although the director will still be the same, we can definitely expect to laugh when this hits theaters unlike the past films.

Friday, October 17, 2008

"W": What else to say.....

Hey, whats going on?, well I started the weekend off by going to see the "W" based who everyone hates and loves(especially hates). Director Oliver Stone, who also did "Nixon", took on the project to chronicle the president's life.

When I was in the theater, I had noticed that I had to be the youngest person that was in the audience. Everyone was elderly,but it seems thats the only people this movie attracts.

The movie consists of centering on the president's "drunken" and presidential days.
While the movie doesn't portray all W's screw-ups and flaws, you can still get the message!!!!

Who knew the president was so crazy back in the day!! If your a fan of history, I recommend to see it but to say that it's WORTH YOUR HAMILTON..........I'm not so sure. But on a positive note, I think Thandia Newton actually made Condoleezza Rice look a little(tiny) bit more attractive than she's known for. Have a good time watching the rise of the person who received the lowest approval rating in U.S. history.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Rec Smacks Quarantine


Now everyone who has seen Quarantine and has the nerve to not see [Rec] you deserve 2 big middle fingers UP.
[Rec] is quite possibly the best thing to come out of Spain since Penélope Cruz and thats Hot.
[Rec] is one of the craziest movies I have EVER seen.
I was dissapointed when Quarantine made itself seem as original meanwhile it's just a remake like the rest of America's horror movies nowadays.
I won't get into what this movie is about because by now you have seen the trailer to Quarantine but if you think that's good think again.
From what I've seen the acting of Quarantine SUCKS probably due to the SUCKY actors.If you want to see a movie that will keep you at the edge of your seat the whole time look no further [Rec] is full of pop-ups and quality acting to keep you entertained .
Since this was made in Spain there are subtitles but don't let that discourage you I feel it's better because it keeps your eyes glued to the screen.
This movie is definitley worth buying if you haven't seen Quarantine watch [Rec] first and then think about giving away your precious Hamilton.
P.S to our only follower my favorite rapper is none other than..........................Lupe Fiasco.

Nick And Norah's S***** Playlist Gets 2 Big Middle Fingers UP


After Superbad and Juno I figured Michael Cera could never dissapoint me.........WRONG! Now I relize why people don't like watching trailers because every funny part of this movie I had already seen in the trailer.While in the theatre I was amazed that people were laughing at scenes that were already shown in the trailer.All I was thinking was what are these dumbasses laughing at.I literally knew when the movie would end due to the fact that I had remembered the trailer and relized that certain scenes didn't come up yet.Other than that I don't think anyone can relate to what goes on in this movie.For example Nick (Michael Cera) makes Norah (Kat Dennings) orgasm in the same amount of time it took him to unzip her pants.I definitely don't recommend this movie to anyone other than Nick and Norah.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Is there Something Wrong with protraying the Same character?

Over the weekend, while at my local video store, I came across a movie that looked mad familiar. It was THE BANK JOB starring Jason Statham. Now we all seen a previous movie of his called the Italian Job with Mark Walhberg, and I asked myself, what the difference? With using the same type of character, you might want to skip this while going through the shelves........WRONG!!!!! This is actually a good movie. We finally get to hear Statham not trying so hard to speak American. You actually get to hear him talk as a naive British man. I was surprised to find another movie involving bank heists with Statham could be good for a second time. P and J gives it "RentalQuality" But I definitely prefer you see it, and hope the upcoming sequel the Brazilian Job is just as intriguing.

Friday, October 3, 2008

MIRACLE AT ST. ANNA GETS THE MIDDLE FINGER.
When you hear the name Spike Lee, you think a great director.......WRONG.After watching this horrible 2 hour and 40 minute waste of film you kind of realize WTF.I came in thinking this is Lee's "Saving Private Ryan" but in reality you can't even mention those in the same sentence.There have been two movies that I have ever fallen asleep to while in the theaters first was the "I just want to see if Halle Berry gets sexy again film" Catwoman.Second was none other than Miracle At St.Anna.To be honest, the only miracle about Miracle At St.Anna is it was in the theater.This movie is like a showtime original not worthy of HBO sadly.The movie could have been so much more if it were cut down to thirty minutes but for a sick joke they added another 2 hours.I strongly advise you to stay away .This is the type of movie you avoid even if its on a local channel. P&J give this movie 2 very big middle fingers up.

INTRO-TO THE BEST MOVIE REVIEWERS....EVER!!

Hello bloggers, coming fresh outta the internet, comes two men to help you decide what movies one should pick. Jason Cruise and Prestigous Preston since birth have been watching movies and telling the truth about them, basically.......if a movie sucks, you will know. Ebert and Roeper are TOO old and lazy to give a good review, so we always hear the SAME old two thumbs up!!!!In addition, we will tell you what movie TO SEE. P and J are constant movie watchers, so we'll keep you frequently updated on the latest and GREATEST movies out there. We might throw in sum additional stuff like new technology and what we think of it. We hope you read, because we got lots to say!!!. We'll make sure you dont waste your valuable Hamiltons on sucky movies.
-P and J